Natural Highs

 


There are plenty of plants and herbs on this strange planet that will no doubt get you high and plenty that can harm you or do nothing at all.  Thankfully the genius scientist’s and the curious entrepreneur drug feens have researched or abused about everything that grows, and then published info on to the big World Wide Web for all of us to drool at. There are also so many legal loopholes around this category floating around its ridiculous, props to the people who find these.

People have been getting high since before history,  so why cant you! If you smoke crack everyday and find out that there is a “legal crack” that some website is selling I wouldn’t have my hopes up for your high. These websites are just using these names to suck you in making you think that these herbs will have the same effect as the illegal street drugs and that’s load of shite. These herbs have there own high, none of them are gonna be the same as whatever street drug your on. If you want to try something new or add to your high then there are plenty of options for you. I will list some on the plants that you want to look for in the ingredients for “legal buds” or just buy that shit straight its probably better anyways. Please don’t be a idiot and overdose on a plant , you would have to be pretty fucking dumb to do that, so just read the company’s polices and take there advice. Of course the owner of this website does not hold any responsibilities for your choices. That being said have fun and get fucked up.

 

Krantom(Mitragyna speciosa) is a native tree in southeast Asia its actually bro’s with the coffee tree surprised. Most places will sell it in a extract-enhanced form. Take a decent does of this stuff and you will find your self in a tranquil, and opiate-like dream world. Its actually been used for people withdrawing from opium. Cool stuff…

 

Salvia, if you haven’t heard about this stuff yet you must have a good supply of acid, this shit is intense if smoked properly. Its been on the open market since the early 90′s but some states in the US are banning it because poor Billy didn’t like what he saw and went home crying to his mom. Like I said it can get real intense. Bust out your biggest bong and rip it like MacDre would when he gets off parole, then hold it in tell you cant no more and 30 seconds later you will forget what planet your from. Most places have an extract for sale some up to 8Ox and is legal in many different countries. If you decide to do this driving your car you will no doubt crash that shit into a 711 LIKE A BOSS
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 Morning Glory Seed(Ipomoea violacea) . These little guys are about the size of a sunflower seed, they contain LSA a chemical that’s similar to LSD. The Mexicans have been popping these things for thousands of years are they are still hanging around. This one is actually illegal to extract because the LSA is considered a drug but the seed is still legal. You have to take 100-400 of these little buggers to have a good time. Make sure your stomach is empty otherwise it will take ages. If your fat-ass just swallowed 2 double quarter pounders from Mcdonalds your best off to pulling a Mary-Kate Olsen and shove your hand down your throat until there’s nothing left THEN let the seeds do there thing.

 

Amanita Muscaria These are the shrooms of shrooms and they actually sell them on the internet. Are they legal to eat? FUCK NO. Are they legal for research? Obviously… yes… I am a scientist myself when it comes to researching the effects of the Alice in Wonderland mushroom. Be careful with these ones, too many of these and you will be confessing it to your work shrink    on why you keep talking to yourself. Of course your not going to do that because your looking at it with a microscope at least that’s what I do on Sundays;)

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